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Eric Eisberg · Our Lady of Loretto Church

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My mom is Catholic, but my family is Jewish. We used to go to church on Christmas and Easter, reluctantly. One day, we arrived at Easter...mass?...late and the priest beckoned us in through the back. We followed, confused, and ended up sitting on the...altar? I don't know what Catholics call their stage. But anyway, we're up there in front of the whole congregation, and there in front are our super Catholic old neighbors, the Delahuntys, who know we're Jews. And we just sit up there, hilariously, barely knowing the motions you go through for mass. My dad was even asked to read a passage. What an entertaining church. A+. Lemme preach to some Catholics. It seems fun.
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5
collection
Marin public-source records
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observed at
2026-10-11T00:14:48.582Z
published at
2025-05-24T04:45:00.883383Z
Reviewer
★★★★★
My mom is Catholic, but my family is Jewish. We used to go to church on Christmas and Easter, reluctantly. One day, we arrived at Easter...mass?...late and the priest beckoned us in through the back. We followed, confused, and ended up sitting on the...altar? I don't know what Catholics call their stage. But anyway, we're up there in front of the whole congregation, and there in front are our super Catholic old neighbors, the Delahuntys, who know we're Jews. And we just sit up there, hilariously, barely knowing the motions you go through for mass. My dad was even asked to read a passage. What an entertaining church. A+. Lemme preach to some Catholics. It seems fun.

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