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From: Bookie Bookworm <bookwormroom@gmail.com> To: massoumi.cyrus@gmail.com Subject: Chat with Bookie Bookworm Sent: Sun, 24 Mar 2013 09:56:10 -0700 (PDT) Sent (UTC): 2013-03-24T16:56:10.000Z Sent (America/Los_Angeles): 2013-03-24T09:56:10.000-07:00 Account: 62ca724fdabf40deba435e42eb88ef18 Gmail message: 13d9d54258869f4e Thread: 13d9d2cc5766a4a3 Message-ID: 32785672.136517.1364144170889.chat@gmail.com Body coverage: full Body format: markdown
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me : yo Bookie : Yo. Working on the doomsday preppers story. me : It was such luck to find it Bookie : We should be preppers here in the Bay Area. There's going to an earthquake one of these days.... I keep meaning to have two weeks of food and water in case the bridges go down. me : Try an AR-15 Bookie : When I grew up, my next door neighbor was a lovely little old lady who had lived through the 1906 earthquake. She remembered seeing vast swathes of San Francisco in flames. me : Then you can take someone elses water Bookie : Easier just to have ones own water -- and to use the gun to ward of looters. Bookie : ward off me : I like my AR Bookie : I'm sure you do. As you, I have no problems with ARs. But I still like having food around. Better to have it now than hunt for it later. me : I also like the horrified disgusting way people in Marin react to my having one me : On the contrary, being a prepper, your 30 day food storage isn't going to keep you alive for 30-40 years me : After Obama's negro army sets off a nuclear bomb in every major city (eye roll) Bookie : True, but I'm worried about a local earthquake, not a global EMP attack. me : More likely than you'd think me : the sun can do it Bookie : I know. Mean sun. me : How much $ goes to Egypt? me : per annum Bookie : Average of 2 billion per year. me : Is that not a word? me : I swear that's a word. Bookie : What's a word? Annum? Cause it is. me : Fucking Apple Dictionary doesn't have it, but internet does. Disgraceful. me : The fan base is causing problems in the comment section Bookie : Why? me : It's getting really bad and worrisome. me : They are getting so over the top me : And the truth is I'm grooming them to. me : They are spitting back into the comments every idea they've been put in front of Bookie : You're creating a monster? me : No, I'm serious me : Like bad me : "The government bought 6,000 machine guns, and 2,600 tanks, and 1.6 bilion bullets, and 1 million 12 personc opffins ~ bla bla bla ~ the civil war is coming ~~ ther's going to be blood in the streets unless someone kills this nigger." Bookie : Oy, that is bad. me : Yea, it's like that. me : Except there's probably 500-1,000 of those a day. me : (I shit you not) Bookie : I believe you. These are people who are looking for a reason to rage. me : Anyway me : Eff me : No solution really me : We just have to feed them until the world explodes. Bookie : Keep in mind, we're just repeating the Blaze and InfoWars, etc. Although we're also amplifying them. Hmmm. me : That's the thing me : This is the place where we take radio waves me : and magnify them 100x me : So that every personw earing a TFH me : Crawls out of their shit hole cave me : For long enough to try and read an article Bookie : I can definitely temper my tone. me : No! me : No. me : I shouldn't have told you me : I was thinking out loud Bookie : There's your answer then. Bookie : In any event, in the last paragraph of every piece, I tone it to my actual opinion -- bad policy, not too bad, too much, hysteria, etc. me : k me : Don't alter tone though me : The site is like alcohol me : It should just be read responsibly me : or bad shit could happen Bookie : K Bookie : Like the prepper article -- you'll see that I make it clear they're not anarchists and that we are all at risk from Mother Nature. I think it makes the article more universally appealing to remind everyone that they should have earthquake and hurricane supplies. me : Yes me : and we should sell a brand of Survival Seeds me : (Actually) me : Alex Jones does a great job of doing his TFH Show me : And then being like me : "We have great TFH right here me : On sale right now are hazmat suits Bookie : I saw that in the article. me : and by the way a nuke could happen anytime!" me : I fucking love it Bookie : About the survival seeds, not about Alex Jones. me : He's like a fear monger, and a snake oil salesman me : At the same time me : Praying Katie Kieffer wants to come on site me : I could seriously marry that girl me : So hot, and political, and she's driven Bookie : I'm just about to embarrass myself with a question. Who is Katie Kieffer? me : She's an up and coming hot piece of ass.. Blogger me : http://katiekieffer.com/ Bookie : Ah. Is she showing signs of interest? me : No me : (John emailed her yesterday) me : And I've thought she was hot as fuck since 2 years ago Bookie : She's pretty. She doesn't seem like the type who can give breathless, National Enquirer type posts. She'd be the op-ed voice of reason me : Really just need a pair of tits to do video me : Go on little rants every day me : Men will like her me : Woman will like her me : All around good. me : My old business partner hired Kira Davis me : Frankly, an ugly fat nigress Bookie : Not that you're racist or anything.... Bookie : I'm not racist, I'm values-ist. If you have values I tolerate, I'm good with you; if you don't.... me : I wear racism on my shoulder me : Because I don't like how everyone else hides it Bookie : Is that a pose to bug Marin-ites or is the real deal? me : Pose - and because I like dirty humor. me : Simultaneously, if my daughter came home with a black, the world would be missing a black. Bookie : Okay. Just don't let your pose get you beaten up one day. me : But, other than that, pretty much above board. Bookie : I don't know. If my daughter came home with Lt. Col. Allen West, I'd be impressed. me : Wow me : You must really hate your daughter me : Allen West, the crazy shit kicker me : ?! me : The man is literally insane, has fucked up teeth, a crew cut. me : Imagine him having sex Bookie : My daughter's a tough cookie. But I do mean that color doesn't matter to me, content of character does. He's tough, but he's decent. me : You would want to inflict that on your daughter Bookie : Yeah, the crew cut.... There's no telling what a guy with short hair could do to a woman. me : I don't know what that means me : I feel like I'm missing something Bookie : He has a military cut. I like the military. My dad was ex-mil. He kept his hair short. Short hair doesn't scare me. me : My family was military from the beginning of the Persian empire me : But I wouldn't look like a douche if you paid me me : (Except a tasteful douche) Bookie : Ah, well, my Dad was in the RAF and ANZAC during WWII. for a healthy young man, staying out of the fight wasn't an option. me : My family probably helped the Nazi's build railroads in Iran. me : Iran - was named Iran - to honor the Nazi's. Bookie : They probably did. me : "Aryan" Bookie : Really? I didn't know that. me : Yes, they were cabinet members, and generals (Everyone) Bookie : Right across the street from us is an Iranian family whose patriarch was a super high level whatever under the Shah. Bookie : Nice family, but a little strange. me : A lot of Persians like to say they were high level me : They weren't. Bookie : It's a great thing to say -- who's going to prove you wrong? me : My grandfather was ~wealthy~ by wealthy standards. me : Yea... The size of our savings now do. me : They had 7 houses around the world, while being Iranian government officials. me : My family didn't take our money out me : Every other Persian family you see did. Bookie : Funny. My great grandfather was that kind of rich. My grandmother sat out the war in Turkey, living like a queen, because he'd squirreled away so much money there during WWI. me : We have more, and this is our layaway. me : Must cook! me : O_o Bookie : All my grandmother's wealth got eaten by 1970s inflation and bad investments. Nothing left by the time she died. So it goes. Bookie : I'm going to talk to you later, and get some cooking done.