Re: Eutypa Shit Show

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    "# Email",
    "## Attachments",
    "- IMG_1809.jpg (image/jpeg, 5113911 bytes)\n  MIME part: 1  \n  Download reference: ANGjdJ9DVK_GqGMg0Ggj-ftcquFzjLUduhKXpVRcSPTeXUXhyqwqxpaLV-7KRz9OLCCf_9kTVTKQY6Lkh50jTPYT8_zYBGh9JQEEjuLLX4QlA_imgeWBKhk_5D_ZM3AgmJjK3AfIO6_mYeN15U2Etq82do_8dcffN4PphcaEWYbs--9dxuuLsAK2vWwN86GQiRFt8iDmzYTWFfWGLywFMQSW93r9oGjVmUUBOeYKVQ  \n  Content ID: <16fdba2b66665c208893>  \n  Disposition: attachment; filename=\"IMG_1809.jpg\"  \n- IMG_1811.jpg (image/jpeg, 5678019 bytes)\n  MIME part: 2  \n  Download reference: ANGjdJ9seWu5zfFyU3gK7Hqwfi0hc748NPXW_rc4dOykL62dpvkTad798NtvSvGA8jco6t7rb0mhVda7IlPmgh3h2Ntt-7AIXWj8-ZiHbYLGRtEqyQ6oC58qPuAKz0VAfjq6oUgMqmWS1Dn46rzz-1fb3p1O0pSfsgy05YrSE8tWlTvXvpbhKjNcdgpw0emqSiCSbDNUXyr2WNVzKvC7if8nwk8qaJe5TIKtlR9uUQ  \n  Content ID: <16fdba2b666edeb7d821>  \n  Disposition: attachment; filename=\"IMG_1811.jpg\"  \n- IMG_1810.jpg (image/jpeg, 4511997 bytes)\n  MIME part: 3  \n  Download reference: ANGjdJ8_V3QVWi2L8HgjJ3MgUuAafsqV2MxF0jolb6Ajo_dfFHVZ6WE_FVzjpBpD5c3g1-QbifgJ1o1rJjMItfi4kMFk9rUqYss3gnxr_fviBOJtwX3cGfGeFxy-mIST-l9A1QEZL7LRwJ0K1yNaOaFUkRzjIpInicAZHBz9Kmjvy9so-vkZh17Envr6phjZLiEJy6Ry1IkNDQxVFZ2pnq5g0xZVCt8uKQfMhGHZnw  \n  Content ID: <16fdba2b66689a569812>  \n  Disposition: attachment; filename=\"IMG_1810.jpg\"  ",
    "## Message",
    "From: Cyrus Massoumi <massoumi.cyrus@gmail.com>  \nTo: Kandice Jessup <kandice@jgregorywines.com>  \nCc: Aaron McClellan <AMcClellan@mpbf.com>, Scott Greenwood-Meinert <sgreenwood-meinert@coblentzlaw.com>, jlittle@cmprlaw.com <jlittle@cmprlaw.com>, mark.jessup@yahoo.com <mark.jessup@yahoo.com>, victor@victoriasvineyards.com <victor@victoriasvineyards.com>  \nSubject: Re: Eutypa Shit Show  \nSent: Fri, 24 Jan 2020 23:44:41 -0800  \nSent (UTC): 2020-01-25T07:44:41.000Z  \nSent (America/Los_Angeles): 2020-01-24T23:44:41.000-08:00  \nAccount: 62ca724fdabf40deba435e42eb88ef18  \nGmail message: 16fdba8fac7aef63  \nThread: 16fd44300cbe7eb8  \nMessage-ID: CAMG-JC9iDdUjvuNLQn5Y-JhuO4ykuHO-ekcy66X0Ze7P9xMKqQ@mail.gmail.com  \nReferences: CAMG-JC-QGiTLL-v12J=jreWWag3yr3aDVhQ=2aO1gRTqCBG4Pg@mail.gmail.com, CAMG-JC-rTExfQEWKdpnCC0aviY_X-G-5hsznGcTCSjQhEnEiVA@mail.gmail.com, CAMG-JC-vVqFnzDzzN29MdP1__3WNkRtjz5O3eCA50w+zVSp1bA@mail.gmail.com, MN2PR07MB6607733072F4CD1C772D4D46A5090@MN2PR07MB6607.namprd07.prod.outlook.com  \nBody coverage: full  \nBody format: markdown  ",
    "## Body",
    "Kandice - I guess since you’re a simpleton I should explain a few things to you:",
    "1. I alerted you to what I will be suing you for damages for",
    "2. I had the courtesy to let you know about your website vulnerabilities",
    "3. Unlike you, who relies upon a morally bankrupt way of life to perpetuate, I’m putting you on notice, you’re a cunt, your husband is a cocksucker, and you’re in over your head with me.",
    "If you want me to save you time I can forward my emails to the Chief or Police Plummer or the Sheriff Robertson, or you could send it to the FBI, and they could find me in their informant files as a subject matter expert on digital warfare.",
    "You don’t have tricks with me, send Little, I’ll laugh. You bullied my mom, now you got me. You live with the consequences of your actions. Go steal some more emails you talentless hack.",
    "On Fri, Jan 24, 2020 at 10:24 PM Kandice Jessup <[kandice@jgregorywines.com](mailto:kandice@jgregorywines.com)> wrote:",
    "All is forward to sheriff and police.",
    "Please stop harassing us.",
    "Kandice Jessup",
    "J Gregory Cellars",
    "707-815-5684",
    "---",
    "**From:** Cyrus Massoumi <[massoumi.cyrus@gmail.com](mailto:massoumi.cyrus@gmail.com)>",
    "**Sent:** Friday, January 24, 2020 5:59:38 PM",
    "**To:** Aaron McClellan <[AMcClellan@mpbf.com](mailto:AMcClellan@mpbf.com)>; Scott Greenwood-Meinert <[sgreenwood\\-meinert@coblentzlaw.com](mailto:sgreenwood-meinert@coblentzlaw.com)>; [jlittle@cmprlaw.com](mailto:jlittle@cmprlaw.com) <[jlittle@cmprlaw.com](mailto:jlittle@cmprlaw.com)>; Kandice Jessup <[kandice@jgregorywines.com](mailto:kandice@jgregorywines.com)>; [mark.jessup@yahoo.com](mailto:mark.jessup@yahoo.com) <[mark.jessup@yahoo.com](mailto:mark.jessup@yahoo.com)>; [victor@victoriasvineyards.com](mailto:victor@victoriasvineyards.com)\n <[victor@victoriasvineyards.com](mailto:victor@victoriasvineyards.com)>",
    "**Subject:** Re: Eutypa Shit Show",
    "Mark - Your home page has a security hole in it, people I’m friends with would caution you that your entire server could be destroyed by letting HTTP protocols into a secured page. (All the data siphoned, intrusive files planted to gain entry,\n it’s a sloppy mistake)",
    "If you had a stolen email list, from a former business partner, how would you protect it from getting poison pilled across the dark web after it got lifted?",
    "When I take you head on, I don’t want anyone to think that you weren’t at your best.",
    "On Fri, Jan 24, 2020 at 2:50 PM Cyrus Massoumi <[massoumi.cyrus@gmail.com](mailto:massoumi.cyrus@gmail.com)> wrote:",
    "It’s safe to say that the destruction of my grandfathers vineyard was a guaranteed formula to mandate me to go nuclear.",
    " ![](cid:16fdba2b666edeb7d821)",
    " ![](cid:16fdba2b66689a569812)",
    " ![](cid:16fdba2b66665c208893)",
    "On Thu, Jan 23, 2020 at 1:18 PM Cyrus Massoumi <[massoumi.cyrus@gmail.com](mailto:massoumi.cyrus@gmail.com)> wrote:",
    "> Jessup and Llamas (family friends) really fucked my vineyard.\n> They are clearing it of Eutypa as we speak.\n> Going to be lucky if I’m not left with anything except grass.\n> I may as well get NCIS Napa to do a show here.\n> --\n> Regards,\n> Cyrus G. Massoumi\n> t. 415.745.5411 e. [massoumi.cyrus@gmail.com](mailto:massoumi.cyrus@gmail.com)",
    "--",
    "Regards,",
    "Cyrus G. Massoumi",
    "t. 415.745.5411 e. [massoumi.cyrus@gmail.com](mailto:massoumi.cyrus@gmail.com)",
    "--",
    "Regards,",
    "Cyrus G. Massoumi",
    "t. 415.745.5411 e. [massoumi.cyrus@gmail.com](mailto:massoumi.cyrus@gmail.com)",
    "--\nRegards,\nCyrus G. Massoumi\nt. 415.745.5411 e. [massoumi.cyrus@gmail.com](mailto:massoumi.cyrus@gmail.com)\n"
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