From: Cyrus Massoumi <massoumi.cyrus@gmail.com> To: Aaron McClellan <AMcClellan@mpbf.com>, Scott Greenwood-Meinert <sgreenwood-meinert@coblentzlaw.com>, jlittle@cmprlaw.com <jlittle@cmprlaw.com> Cc: Kandice Jessup <kandice@jgregorywines.com>, mark.jessup@yahoo.com <mark.jessup@yahoo.com> Subject: 50% Eutypa Infection, Is That A Record? Sent: Sun, 16 Feb 2020 08:32:33 -0800 Sent (UTC): 2020-02-16T16:32:33.000Z Sent (America/Los_Angeles): 2020-02-16T08:32:33.000-08:00 Account: 62ca724fdabf40deba435e42eb88ef18 Gmail message: 1704ed8264022258 Thread: 1704ecdc02a5ed6e Message-ID: CAMG-JC__3w3xkWvXZZFHBB8rvbOtUusY9ni=D+CrcZb=zzUR5Q@mail.gmail.com Body coverage: full Body format: markdown
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Little - Good news brother! Your client is going to be writing you some big checks. Let me know if you need any vacation spot recommendations.
I know I’m supposed to blame Llamas, but, let’s get real Little, your firm is the one that strangled my mother with your stupid fucking letters.
I’m going to be writing a $300,000 check to my new manager, to replant.
But, I’m going to write a bigger fucking check to one of these guys, because I fucking despise your client. I don’t give a fuck if I never see a dollar of it, here’s the thing about me - I don’t care about money, you don’t get to fuck with my family . There will be no settlement, there will be no arbitration, I don’t give a fuck if I lose at trial.
He’s going to be your best fucking client. Congratulations.
I hope he has a few hundred thousand dollars laying around, because, he’s going to need it, and I’m happy to lose it.
My mother is in the ground now. Bankrupted by your cunt client. I said I would fuck him into the mud, and I wasn’t blowing smoke.
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