WTF!? I Met The Richest Man In Sonoma, He's Been Involved In This, All Along

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    "# Email",
    "## Attachments",
    "No attachments.",
    "## Message",
    "From: Cyrus Massoumi <massoumi.cyrus@gmail.com>  \nTo: Brandon Cutting <Brandon.Cutting@sonoma-county.org>, cityhall@sonomacity.org, jack.ding@sonomacity.org, john.gurney@sonomacity.org, patricia.farrar-rivas@sonomacity.org, ron.wellander@sonomacity.org, sandra.lowe@sonomacity.org, Media Sf <media.sf@fbi.gov>, Barbara.Valliere@usdoj.gov, Joshua.Eaton@usdoj.gov, Max.Shiner@usdoj.gov, Nicola.Hanna@usdoj.gov, Patricia.Donahue@usdoj.gov, Sara.Winslow@usdoj.gov, Ssedgley <ssedgley@cityofnapa.org>, Stephanie.Christensen@usdoj.gov, Steve Potter <spotter@cityofnapa.org>, Thomas.Moore@usdoj.gov, Tracy.Wilkison@usdoj.gov, Willett@usdoj.gov, alana.minkler@pressdemocrat.com, allison.gibson@pressdemocrat.com, andrew.graham@pressdemocrat.com, austin.murphy@pressdemocrat.com, brett.wilkison@pressdemocrat.com, bryce.martin@pressdemocrat.com, chris.fusco@pressdemocrat.com, colin.atagi@pressdemocrat.com, edward.booth@pressdemocrat.com, elissa.torres@pressdemocrat.com, emma.murphy@pressdemocrat.com, jeremy.hay@pressdemocrat.com, john.danna@pressdemocrat.com, jordan.latimore@pressdemocrat.com, katy.lieber@pressdemocrat.com, kerry.benefield@pressdemocrat.com, lisa.ostroski@pressdemocrat.com, madison.smalstig@pressdemocrat.com, marie.mccain@pressdemocrat.com, marisa.endicott@pressdemocrat.com, martin.espinoza@pressdemocrat.com, mary.callahan@pressdemocrat.com, media.sc@fbi.gov, paulina.pineda@pressdemocrat.com, phil.barber@pressdemocrat.com, sara.edwards@pressdemocrat.com, tracy.webb@usdoj.gov, RYAN.PATRICK@sonoma-county.org, alyssa@sonomasun.com, anna@sonomasun.com, larry@sonomasun.com, david@sonomasun.com, editor@sonomasun.com, ads@sonomasun.com, lisa.ziganti@pressdemocrat.com, adam.bush@pressdemocrat.com, legals@sonomanews.com, classifieds@pressdemocrat.com, Tim Curley <eltimcurley@gmail.com>, robbi.pengelly@sonomanews.com, emma.malloy@sonomanews.com, daniel.johnson@sonomanews.com, jacob.montero@sfgate.com, ashley.hayes-stone@sfgate.com, lance.yamamoto@sfgate.com, dzimmerman@sfgate.com, charles.russo@sfgate.com, kelsey.adams@sfgate.com, morena.calvo@sfgate.com, victoria.sepulveda@sfgate.com, erin.rode@sfgate.com, paula.mejia@sfgate.com, karen.palmer@sfgate.com, farley.elliott@sfgate.com, christine.hitt@sfgate.com, julie.tremaine@sfgate.com, andrew.pridgen@sfgate.com, julie.browndavis@sfgate.com, amanda.bartlett@sfgate.com, andrew.chamings@sfgate.com, nico.madrigal-yankowski@sfgate.com, susana.guerrero@sfgate.com, madeline.wells@sfgate.com, olivia.harden@sfgate.com, silas.valentino@sfgate.com, gabe.fernandez@sfgate.com, alex.simon@sfgate.com, sam.moore@sfgate.com, lester.black@sfgate.com, agraff@sfgate.com, Angelina Potter <Angelina.Potter@sonoma-county.org>, IOLERO@sonoma-county.org, Heather Starr <private319@protonmail.com>, Ben Elgin <belgin@bloomberg.net>, Sarah Frier <sfrier1@bloomberg.net>, Joshua Myers <Joshua.Myers@sonoma-county.org>, Aaron McClellan <AMcClellan@mpbf.com>, Thomas Mazzucco <tmazzucco@mpbf.com>  \nSubject: WTF!? I Met The Richest Man In Sonoma, He's Been Involved In This, All Along  \nSent: Thu, 08 Aug 2024 21:42:26 +0000  \nSent (UTC): 2024-08-08T21:42:26.000Z  \nSent (America/Los_Angeles): 2024-08-08T14:42:26.000-07:00  \nAccount: 62ca724fdabf40deba435e42eb88ef18  \nGmail message: 19133f16dd5d29f7  \nThread: 19133f16dd5d29f7  \nMessage-ID: v1-g1wkz7VpCu2DM6Pxm-2ce7723b1ff1585780db9b1acdd8d890@gmail.com  \nBody coverage: full  \nBody format: markdown  ",
    "## Body",
    "Dear Mr. Cutting:",
    "The person in my phone, I suppose, across everyone, that I've known the longest, is my lawyer.....  (I was 17 or 18 when my aunt sued me, I believe) - It was my uncle that was the guy who crashed Sonoma Valley Bank. I always hated that guy....... My grandfather hated him as well. When he was arrested I wrote a Facebook comment on the story section of the Marin IJ, saying I knew he was guilty, and listed my reasons from knowing them to be dishonest, and, called them psychopaths, she sued me for libel & defamation, since I had just been on the cover of the newspaper, had the larghest  Conservative blog in the country, and it cost me a couple hundred thousand dollars in legal fees before they gave up. He drove his car off a cliff around the Stinson coast, the day before he was going to appear before the SF Circuit, \"accidentally\". You would have loved him, he was corrupt, just like you.",
    "I thought I was rich, when I was young, but, looking back, I was so poor, I could not afford a single enemy that I could do without.",
    "This whole time I thought you were some small town inbred cow fucker, and, now I know you've been richer than me, all along.",
    "I am spending the day burning all my comms & tech, consolidating, switching to my other computer, it's - very impressive, it's got 1 TB of Ram, very swift, your \"IT\" people will love monitoring it.",
    "No more e-mail, no more phone, no more of a lot of things. I didn't even know you, until your corruption forced its way into my life, and, you worked so hard, to earn my hate, if I had known how rich you are, when you first emailed me, I would have been beside myself with anxiety to meet you, the richest man I have ever met.",
    "Very Truly Yours,",
    "--\n*Best Regards*,\n**Cyrus G. Massoumi**",
    "**        E ** | [massoumi.cyrus@gmail.com](mailto:massoumi.cyrus@gmail.com)",
    "**        T ** | [415.745.5411](tel:415.745.5411)",
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